MONOPOLY GO! Has Made a Monster Out of Me Autostraddle

I’m playing this game by asking myself what my actual favorite top-hatted person would do: And Anne Lister would stop at nothing to become a railroad tycoon! Heather HoganAugust 12, 2023

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Heather Hogan is an Autostraddle senior editor who lives in New York City with her wife, Stacy, and their cackle of rescued pets. She’s a member of the Television Critics Association, GALECA: The Society of LGBTQ Entertainment Critics, and a Rotten Tomatoes Tomatometer critic. You can also find her on Twitter and Instagram.

Heather has written 1718 articles for us.

↓ Submit A Comment 6. I’m sorry I did this to you.

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  • I’m just glad your son has not yet discovered this game and destroyed us both!

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  • I keep hiding my phone when I’m playing it to avoid this exact nightmare scenario.

Loading…Reply to This Comment 7. Sorry I took your money, sister. :(

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  • At least you didn’t take ALL OF IT like a certain someone we both know.

Loading…Reply to This Comment 8. This has reminded me of brutally playing the card game version of Monopoly Go! in the pub at uni…the first time my ex came she was brutally, actually shocked when i took all her money and properties and was not adequately consoled by, “it was the superior strategic move”

Loading…Reply to This Comment 9. I feel like there’s something missing here.. maybe an acknowledgment that the game of Monopoly was invented to be anti-monopoly… or something about how capitalism has destroyed our planet, lives, livelihoods, health, mental health? I know I’m being a killjoy, but we’re all leftists now Heather

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  • Oh! I thought the way I described my monstrous behavior — especially to my own grandmother! — was doing the lifting on saying capitalism is super bad!

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    I’m playing this game by asking myself what my actual favorite top-hatted person would do: And Anne Lister would stop at nothing to become a railroad tycoon! Heather HoganAugust 12, 2023 8 Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window) Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)

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